This Week's Disappointment

Who wouldn't get into the mood for a treat after spotting a package like this? Even from halfway across the supermarket, it seemed to sparkle and beckon. That eye-
grabbing electric blue, those meltingly-delicious-looking chocolate coated bars with their fluffy white filling...  I caved instantly.

And never will again.  Have you ever eaten candy that was all texture and no taste? That's what you get with these. It's an experience best described as "sticky mouthful of barely-
sweet debris."  The "marshmallow" filling is tough and almost tasteless and the "chocolate" shell breaks up into completely tasteless, hard, waxy shards that have to be chewed thoroughly because for some reason they just don't want to melt in your mouth. 

I'd only recommend these if you have to buy a gift for somebody you don't like.