I should pause and explain something. I am such an easily disappointed person that I have a grading system for my degree of disappointment with #1 being a mere shrug and #10 being a howling, flailing tantrum of outrage. That said, I would place my reaction to the above product somewhere around #3-4.
The soup is nowhere near as thick and lumpy as depicted in that appetizing box photo. I would describe the taste experience as "overly-salty white sauce with an occasional diced potato."
Oh, all right. You want to know my entire grading system. Very well:
1 -- shrug
2 -- "nothing to write home about"
3 -- thumb down
4 -- thumb down and head shake
5 -- two thumbs down
6 -- two thumbs down and head shake
7 -- wincing recoil and words like "ugh," "eew," "bletch."
8 -- wincing recoil, explosive raspberry (after swallowing)
9 -- wincing recoil, explosive raspberry (pre-swallowing; stand back); headlong rush to scrape item down sink disposer.
10 - "AAAAAAAACK," "EEEEWWW," *GAG**GAG**GAG*
(flailing/stomping, possibly throwing self on floor) (Hey, why hold back?)
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